Joyous (mostly) Memos

Dear BN,

I love you so much for agreeing to replace the squished nook with a refurb replacement! In three business days I'll be up and reading again. Hip Hip Hurrah!

Bookishly,
Diva


Dear DH,

You whinged for two weeks that I haven't played Legendary: The Marvel Deck Building Game with you yet.

I relented.

Now that I have handed you your ass two days in a row, maybe you'll stop begging for a while. (shines fingernails on shirt with faux modesty).

Also, I love Wolverine even more now that the frenzied slash card has been so very useful.

Competitively,
Diva


Dear Invader Zim,

Whoever created you saved my teaching butt this week by providing motivation and focus for a student facing many challenges. I hail you in your megalomania.

Respectfully,
Diva


Dear Relative,

If you intend to take SP's cousin to Disney for her bday you had better get our kid something better than that $8 board book next time around.

Bitterly,
Diva