As for my day, I have only this comment:
That part of Sneakers when Ben Kingsley says something like "it is not reality but the perception of reality that matters".
On to happier things, now.
The ew.com Bachelor recap.
An exchange with a student over a math assignment:
Diva: Wow. That was fast.
Student: I gave myself the gift of a number line. See. I drew it here.
An exchange with dh over the laundry:
Diva; Our daughter is twirling around with your underwear on her head. That's healthy, right?
DH: They're clean.
Current favorite line from A Memory Of Light (we've only just finished the prologue because...toddler)
A mortally wounded commander upon being asked by a bystander what is wrong:
Talmaines: I ate a very sharp cheese once and it's never quite set right.